tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post2300237154813425913..comments2023-03-30T01:53:44.203-07:00Comments on Retro Programming: #songsincode - Lyrics for ProgrammersJohn Metcalfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09108374348083307900noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-78031198165209573712012-11-23T13:08:11.433-08:002012-11-23T13:08:11.433-08:00for (shade=0;shade<50;shade++)
{
document.wri...for (shade=0;shade<50;shade++)<br />{<br /> document.write('<b style="color: #', (shade*0x40404+0x111111).toString(16), '">GREY</b> ');<br />}<br />// #BooksInCode<br />Johnhttp://about.me/john_metcalfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-30889124435054172312012-11-01T05:22:41.643-07:002012-11-01T05:22:41.643-07:00switch ( trick || treat )
{
case trick: throw( e...switch ( trick || treat )<br />{<br /> case trick: throw( egg );<br /> case treat: accept ( candy );<br />}Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-65417441378819526552012-06-20T15:32:05.257-07:002012-06-20T15:32:05.257-07:00expect(function() { nobody(); }).toThrow("The...expect(function() { nobody(); }).toThrow("The Spanish Inquisition");Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-19734417141438405142012-02-11T15:44:08.487-08:002012-02-11T15:44:08.487-08:00After seeing the Hotel California example (I stuck...After seeing the Hotel California example (I stuck it as my quit message in my IRC client) a friend responded with a version of his own: http://omgplzstfukthx.blogspot.com/2010/01/hotelcaliforniajs.htmlApphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04973805741360160102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-76412355696789251942012-01-27T07:07:16.010-08:002012-01-27T07:07:16.010-08:00for (all in em) { all.fight() }; while ( nation.ar...for (all in em) { all.fight() }; while ( nation.army != 7 ) { me.hold_back() }; /* Seven Nation Army #SongsInCode */Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-34172727758712408242011-11-24T13:31:00.440-08:002011-11-24T13:31:00.440-08:00switch ( self )
{
case 'human': err();
cas...switch ( self )<br />{<br />case 'human': err();<br />case 'divine': forgive();<br />}Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-40101996352079203262011-10-24T15:33:45.939-07:002011-10-24T15:33:45.939-07:00parade.color = 'black';
parade.join();parade.color = 'black';<br />parade.join();Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-76676614023384263252011-10-18T15:33:52.620-07:002011-10-18T15:33:52.620-07:00switch ( pill )
{
case 'blue':
return( dre...switch ( pill )<br />{<br />case 'blue':<br />return( dreamworld );<br />case 'red':<br />exit( matrix );<br />}Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-53925751865191788042011-09-01T13:25:38.480-07:002011-09-01T13:25:38.480-07:00function september()
{
do { var d=new Date() }
...function september()<br />{<br /> do { var d=new Date() }<br /> while (x.getMonth()==8);<br />}<br /><br />september();<br />wake.me(up);Johnhttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-75335072246115036742011-03-31T15:17:21.858-07:002011-03-31T15:17:21.858-07:00procedure enter.sandman;
begin
repeat
for x in ...procedure enter.sandman;<br />begin<br /> repeat<br /> for x in everyone do<br /> littleone( say.prayers(x) );<br /> until sandman.comes ;<br />end;<br />{ #songsincode }John | Retro Programminghttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-87202631873697678432011-03-16T10:25:56.767-07:002011-03-16T10:25:56.767-07:00Noelle = new Object;
dirtbag.dream( Noelle );
Noel...Noelle = new Object;<br />dirtbag.dream( Noelle );<br />Noelle.ringsbell = true;<br />Noelle.rocks = true;<br />Noelle.givesdamn = false;John | Retro Programminghttp://retroprogramming.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-55086396875916088662011-02-08T01:26:44.530-08:002011-02-08T01:26:44.530-08:00tree | grep lemontree | grep lemonUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04832473847364960129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-10358955514021210312011-02-03T06:19:05.317-08:002011-02-03T06:19:05.317-08:00Here's a cool one by @iMartyn
Function TimeW...Here's a cool one by @iMartyn<br /><br /><br />Function TimeWarp inline<br />begin<br /> MOV ax, 'left'<br /> JMP ax<br /> SHR ax<br />end;<br /><br />while true TimeWarp(again)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-8544805263413402882010-12-18T09:05:18.602-08:002010-12-18T09:05:18.602-08:00public interface MalucoBeleza ...public interface MalucoBeleza ...maranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09328339566397877053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-6515289345551114512010-01-23T03:01:06.589-08:002010-01-23T03:01:06.589-08:00public class MohammedAli {
float like_a_butterfl...public class MohammedAli {<br /> float like_a_butterfly;<br /> string like_a_bee;<br /> }Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-51759114639792906392010-01-03T06:11:57.820-08:002010-01-03T06:11:57.820-08:00assert(i instanceof Looser);
if(why!=null) i = nul...assert(i instanceof Looser);<br />if(why!=null) i = null;<br />i.tell(why);<br /><br /><br />SELECT * FROM haircut LEFT JOIN devil ON mind<br /><br /><br />regularcrowd.filter(x => x==this).forall(x => { regularcrowd.forall(y => x.jar.put(y.bread)); x.singSongOf(x)})Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-59759118032560211432009-11-20T00:08:35.027-08:002009-11-20T00:08:35.027-08:00var items = [ seasons, wind, sun, rain ];
for ( x ...var items = [ seasons, wind, sun, rain ];<br />for ( x in items ) { x.fear( the_reaper, false ) };<br />baby += my_hand;<br />baby.fear( the_reaper, false );John | Retro Programminghttp://retrocode.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-60539198786914434772009-11-17T08:03:07.301-08:002009-11-17T08:03:07.301-08:00Are you taking part in #songsincode day, Friday 20...Are you taking part in #songsincode day, Friday 20 November? Lets get #songsincode trending again :)#songsincodehttp://twitter.com/hashsongsincodenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-88561348558401668192009-11-10T07:59:27.301-08:002009-11-10T07:59:27.301-08:00for(j=0; j <= 500; i++)
{
if you.walked == j...for(j=0; j <= 500; i++)<br />{<br /> if you.walked == j then<br /> {<br /> i.walk = j+500;<br /> }<br />}<br /><br />or<br /><br />if i == 0 then<br />{<br /> ;<br />}<br />else<br />{<br /> matters();<br />}<br /><br />or<br /><br />if( location = angryChair()) then<br />{<br /> sitting = inMy()<br />}Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10288401972060581847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-37011191452062538332009-11-07T12:32:30.455-08:002009-11-07T12:32:30.455-08:00var startMeUp = true;
do(
startMeUp = true;
)w...var startMeUp = true;<br />do(<br /> startMeUp = true;<br /> <br />)while(startMeUp==false);<br />// never stopsMatt Hakeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14786568926764365417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-5775998756174158372009-10-18T16:35:40.733-07:002009-10-18T16:35:40.733-07:00hey(hey(hey(hey("ooooh"))));
if (you.Wi...hey(hey(hey(hey("ooooh"))));<br /><br />if (you.WillComeSeeAbout(me)) {<br /> me.alone = true;<br /> me.dancing = true;<br /> you.Know(it, "baby");<br />}<br /><br />try {<br /> you.Tell(me, you.troubles);<br /> you.Tell(me, you.doubts);<br /><br /> you.Give(me, __EVERYTHING__);<br />}<br />catch (DidNotGetInsideException dnie) {<br /> LogException(dnie, "inside");<br />}<br />catch (DidNotGetOutsideException dnoe) {<br /> LogException(dnie, "out");<br />}<br /><br />love = (Strange)((Real)so).inTheDark);<br /><br />you.Think(Cache["OurWork"] as <br /> Thing<Tender>[]);<br /><br />if (((Slow) change).pullsApart(you, me))<br /> you.heart.Add(new Light(), "baby");<br /><br />function Chorus() {<br /> you.forget[me] = false<br /> = false = false = false = false;<br /> you.forget[me] = false;<br />}<br /><br />if !(you.StandAbove(me) && you.Look(me.way) && !you.Love(me));<br /> while (rain.count > 0) <br /> rain.KeepFalling(Direction.Down, Direction.Down, Direction.Down);<br /><br />if ((you.Recognize(me) && (!you.CallByName(me) || you.WalkOnBy(me))<br /> while (rain.count > 0)<br /> rain.KeepFalling(Direction.Down, Direction.Down, Direction.Down);<br /><br />hey(hey(hey(hey("ooooh"))));<br /><br />// ...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00584117862111716802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-3811681521533495702009-10-16T23:48:03.665-07:002009-10-16T23:48:03.665-07:00I liked this one:
stack.push('water');
sta...I liked this one:<br />stack.push('water');<br />stack.push('smoke');Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-71486708179026470032009-10-07T13:45:45.888-07:002009-10-07T13:45:45.888-07:00while (doctor == 'house') {patient.diagnos...while (doctor == 'house') {patient.diagnosis != 'lupus'} #tvincodeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-24723502603840823812009-09-23T09:55:43.844-07:002009-09-23T09:55:43.844-07:00#artincode or #quotesincode maybe?#artincode or #quotesincode maybe?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757118446768919900.post-58069533052852898152009-09-23T02:17:44.994-07:002009-09-23T02:17:44.994-07:00do { my.way() }do { my.way() }Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com